Interview With COVID-19

Interviewer: Thanks for setting aside time to meet.

Interviewee: My pleasure.

Interviewer Any plans for the summer?

Interviewee: Absolutely, Memorial Day, the 4th, vacations, air travel, perhaps time for a cruise, etc.

Interviewer: Family time?

Interviewee: Yes, uncle Arcturus (XBB.1.16) visiting from India, others still spreading around the world.

Interviewer: What can we expect?

Interviewee: A fan of Pink Eye and very social!

Interviewer: Worried about the newest booster shot.

Interviewee: 16.9% of people with updated booster doses. I’m good.

Interviewer: COVID-19 deaths still happening?

Interviewee: Lost count at seven million, give or take.

Interviewer: What happened on May 11th?

Interviewee: WHO declares COVID-19, no longer a Public Health Emergency!