Irresolution

New Year’s Resolutions exist, give or take, a week. A fruitless waste of energy. This year instead, I present my anti-bucket list, confident I will accomplish each.

I will not jump out of a plane, with or without a parachute.

I will not be a contestant on Survivor.

I will not swim across the English Channel.

I will not run a marathon.

I will not run with bulls in Pamplona.

I will not dance on the Great Wall of China.

I will not be a contestant on America’s Got Talent.

My irresolution. Review my anti-bucket list occasionally and write often.