BREAKING NEWS

In the olden days, while watching a TV show you occasionally heard, “We Interrupt This Program To Bring You This Special Announcement” and everyone froze, wondering if the world was about to end or if New Jersey was being invaded by aliens. A newscaster would appear behind his news-desk and, with all seriousness, announce the calamity about to change our lives.

Today, after every commercial, colorful graphics flash, shouting BREAKING NEWS UPDATE and the Reporter announces for the umpteenth time what they reported twelve minutes ago.

So, BREAKING NEWS yet to be confirmed, Tucson man celebrating 26,857 days on earth.