On Day One

The question, “What Will You Do On Day One?”

This followed by a rehearsed, blah, blah, blah… really? Let’s be real.

In no particular order…

Find the restrooms?

Visit the lunchroom and store my lunch?

Checkout the microwave?

Ask:

• what time is lunch?

• can I warm my fish in the microwave?

• where do I get supplies?

• do I have to wear this tie to work?

• what about dressing down on Fridays?

  
  

Then:

• check out my workspace.

• identify like-minded thinkers.

Review policy manual.

Sign executive orders.

Repeat history.

Appreciate the fact that I will remain irreplaceable for the next four years!