BAD JEANS

Restless, floating between sleeplessness and consciousness, hear the words, “BAD JEANS.”

Jeans, bad… skinny jeans, straight leg jeans, mom jeans, dad jeans, wide leg jeans, stone-washed jeans, boot cut, distressed, selvedge, frayed, torn, and original fit jeans. Boldly found everywhere. Schools, churches, offices… especially on casual Fridays. It’s all about scheming to set the trend. And what about that secret pocket?

They need to be locked up before they commit crimes, murders, rapes, eating your pets?

“BAD JEANS” migrating from China, Japan, India, Turkey, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Germany,… sneaking across the border.

Black jeans, white, blue, distressed jeans…

Hide your pets.