Beware! a communicable malady has infected humanity, especially the unrestrained, often the privileged, the self-absorbed, and there is no known vaccine, no natural immunity. It exists worldwide, especially among the most civilized societies. It is airborne. It affects the mind.
The primary symptoms, their lips are moving.
YBWAS (Yes, but what about, syndrome…)
Variants:
The Leak
The Drip
The Truth
The Spray
The Pivot
Playing the dead bat
Vomiting principal
Selective memory
Dead cat bounce
Dishing the dirt
Dog-whistling
Fire breaking
Some say it requires years of training and practice, as well as passing rigorous exams.
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